Thursday, June 18, Part Two

We are in the first row, in the Polaris lay flat seat area. Yes, we chose row one. Some suggest it is better to be further away from the kitchen, but I like being here: it’s quick and easy to get off the plane, and we are close to the toilet. (Except at certain times when they don’t allow us up there — I think it’s when they are serving the pilots or something. What I do miss, though, is a window seat. We’ve talked about maybe giving that a go next time. It means we won’t be next to each other, but we don’t do a lot of talking on a plane anyway.

I had ordered a special meal for this flight because I’d read you often get better food that way. What I didn’t realize when I ordered the “healthy, low salt and low sugar” meal was that I was getting the diabetic meal! And no, it wasn’t special or better. So next time I either go back to the normal menu or I try something different like perhaps the Asian or kosher meal. But, really, United doesn’t do great food. So it goes. These two images show all the food I was served. Doesn’t it look … um … oh never mind. And no, I didn’t eat it all.

After getting my “healthy” meal I was asked what I wanted for dessert. Well … duh … the ice cream sundae! I’m guessing they were wondering about me at that point.

I read for a bit and then put the seat down and slept. Time has no meaning on a plane: there is no day or night. There just … well … is, if you get my drift. You just spend 10+ hours being.

After a bit of a snooze I started reading some more, and eventually some food was brought out. Because of my (foolish) food choice I was given some sort of wrap full of eggplant and I don’t know what else … I took one bit and Dan offered to switch so I got his grilled cheese sandwich and chips and he ate my eggplant whatever. He said it was pretty good.

Then back to reading mixed with resting mixed with doing nothing.

At about 2:00 PM PST the lights were turned on in the plane. Shortly after we were handed our warmed towels and a flight attendant passed by saying “Morning!”

Hmm. In London it would be late at night. In California it’s mid-afternoon. I’m not sure what “Morning!” would be about.

Soon my next “special meal” was delivered, along with sparkling water. Too. Much. Food. They called it lunch, but it was more than I would normally eat for dinner at home. It wasn’t exactly an epicurean’s delight, but it sufficed.

When we landed it was a bit of a bumpy bit and my water bottle fell and rolled over to where the flight attendant was sitting. Made me laugh. After landing it took a while to get to the gate because another plane was still in that space. Then the person (or persons?) who were driving that thing (Dan told me the name but I’ve forgotten) that connects to the plane that we walk through to get into the terminal was having difficulty aiming things correctly so we had a bit more waiting. But finally, out we went! And out went my brain. I forgot to take any more photos at all.

My sister picked us up (thanks, Carolyn!) and we then had the wonderful joy of being welcomed back to the Bay Area with a lot of traffic. But so it goes. We got safely home, opened all the windows because the house was quite stuffy, and started to unpack, make up the bed, and do all the things one has to do.

And yes, I’m fully unpacked and the suitcase is put away. But I still have much to do: the house is quite dusty, and we have piles of mail. (Oh Jan and Greg, you should see your stack of mail!)

But now? It’s 8:10 PM our time and while I feel a bit dazed I don’t feel tired. We’ll see how I sleep.

So that’s that. We had a great trip. We are home. I am grateful.

Thursday, June 18, Part One — Time To Head Home!

As is typical, my watch let me know I didn’t get a good night’s sleep: this time the score was even lower. That came as no surprise since I’m the one who was awake a lot — my watch hardly needed to inform me of that! Part of it, I’m sure, is knowing we had a flight coming up. Part was also the sore throat. This is one persistent bug, and my nighttime throat is bad. (I barely even notice it during the day.)

At one point Dan looked at my open suitcase and said I wouldn’t be able to shut it. Because of that, I shut it. I’m not competitive. I just always win. Shown below is my daypack that will go on the plane with me, and the luggage which, even while it qualifies as carry on, will get checked. (Since Dan has to check his we figure we may as well get rid of mine as well.) And yes, that was all I carried for this 6+ week trip. The only things Dan took for me was my umbrella and my puffer jacket which packs into itself quite nicely. Odds are I might have even been able to squish that in my luggage, but maybe not.

We were ready ahead of time so we checked out and walked to “Dan’s underground station.” Okay, okay, that time I did lose.

Without much waiting we boarded our train. A nice man offered me his chair — wait, do I look old?! — I thanked him but said we would get off at the very next station so I was fine. Rarely has anyone offered us seats, and never have any people in their teens or twenties offered. But I won’t complain because then I’d sound like an old lady and of course I can’t possibly be an old lady. Um. Right?

And then we arrived at Paddington. To get to our next rain was so easy, but first we stopped for coffee. We wanted to use up the last £10 we had. Of course it turned out they don’t take cash!

After coffee we walked to Heathrow Express and got right on the train. Some would say we should take the Elizabeth Line, which perhaps is a bit less, but Heathrow Express is a 15 minute ride and with our “Two Together” card we get a very good price. Besides, it always has plenty of available seats. (Another Heathrow Express was right near us so I took a quick shot. Because.)

To Heathrow we went. Arrived easily, and then did the maze to get to the spot where we check our luggage. Lots of hallways, lots of those moving walkways …

We quickly checked our luggage and made our way to security. They are a bit slower here with the body scanner bit. I purposefully didn’t wear my barrette so I wouldn’t trigger the thing. Both of us remove our watches even though I don’t believe that would trigger anything. It’s just easier than dealing with that trigger possibility! Dan took off his belt (he was actually told to) even though it’s supposed to be the sort (it’s plastic rather than metal) to not trigger anything. Still he triggered the machine. I think it was because of the zipper on his shirt.

From there it was another maze to get to our lounge. Dan said it’s because we actually go under the runway or some such thing. Down a long escalator, then more walking, and then up two escalators.

We went into a store and managed to find a tin box with goodies for exactly £10 that we will enjoy later.

Then to the lounge we went. Dan asked if we qualified for more than this basic United lounge and yes, we did: we could do Air Canada or Singapore. The woman said Singapore was very good for their food, but nixed Canada. At that point, though, we just decided this one was closest to our gate and we were already there so we just went in. We both had breakfasts. I forgot to take a photo of mine, but did catch Dan’s before he dug in. I think Dan might be tiring of yours truly constantly photographing him! Could it be?

With about 45 minutes to go until boarding I went in search of the coffee machine. A cappuccino was made and back to my seat to do a whole lot of nothing. I am very talented at nothing, so I nailed it!

This is my view out the window in the lounge. Thrilling, I know. The United plane you see is most likely not ours — I think we are at the very end of the terminal.

And we are in the plane! I’ll post Part One now and get back to you when we are home. Ciao!